Cobwebs, anyone?

Ok. I've been accused of deserting my blog. No, kids, the rumors are false. The blog is not yet dead and does feel happy.
So why the paucity of posts?
My excuse(s):

• I've been too busy ranting at people IRL to do so in writing
• No internet access over the weekend to post
• I've worked over 85 hours (without a day off) since 2/27
• I think I had a slight nervous breakdown due to exhaustion
• By the time I get home, I'm too bleary-eyed to typo :-)
• My dogs have been growling at me because I've become such a stranger
• Boring news week
• Writing for tech. presentation Friday
• Bidding on Spamalot tickets (obsessive much?)
• You think that's bad... I haven't done laundry in so long that I'm wearing underwear from my supersized days... I can pull my panties up to a halter top and still not get a wedgie. (TMI?)

Although I'm not a big fan of commitment (shudders), I will make every effort to be true to you, oh blog, and tickle your bytes every few days/daze.

Happy now?