But What if I Can't Use My Thumbs?

Monsters and Critics is (are?) looking for reviewers and columnists.

Pros:

• Excuse to go into NYC regularly
• Chance to write something sans MLA doc.
• Byline
• Could recycle my ca. 1985 John Taylor fedora into a "Press" hat (sticks pencil behind ear)
• Doubt I'd have to gloss anything into modern English (unless it's a Schwarzenegger flick)
• Millions will swoon adoringly upon hearing of my job description

Cons:

• It's "voluntary" (= no $$$)
• But (Best Hey Mon! voice) I only work fourteen jobs!
• I look like a mafia transvestite in a fedora.

So What Do You Think? -->