A Day Late & A Coconut Short

And to think, I spent yesterday traipsing around Chinatown getting offers for "Rolekses" and "good han'bags, cheap cheap." If I'd only waited for...

MONTY PYTHON’S SPAMALOT TO TAUNT GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS™

FIRST ANNIVERSARY ON BROADWAY

TO BE CELEBRATED WITH

“WORLD’S LARGEST COCONUT ORCHESTRA”

FREE COCONUTS FLOWN IN BY EXHAUSTED AFRICAN SWALLOWS FOR ALL PARTICIPANTS!!!

WHEN: Wednesday March 22 after the matinee performance of Monty Python’s SPAMALOT at 4:30 PM

WHERE: Shubert Alley, 44th - 45th Streets between Broadway and 8th Avenue, New York City

WHAT ON EARTH: Talent. Tradition. Dignity. Monty Python’s SPAMALOT is prepared to squander them all to celebrate an award-winning and record-breaking year for the Tony Award-winning Best Musical. Monty Python’s SPAMALOT will got for the Guinness World Record for the “World’s Largest Coconut Orchestra.” Official representatives from Guinness World Records - including ones who can count – will be present to monitor the flood of serfs and peasants expected to gather to try to set this record. After all, they’re getting free coconuts.

Cast members from SPAMALOT, including Tony Award nominees Christopher Sieber and Michael McGrath will be on hand to taunt, or rather “conduct,” the orchestra in a coconut-clapping rendition of “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” in Shubert Alley.

HOW DO WE JOIN THIS QUEST: Anyone and everyone is invited to participate in this record-setting event.

• 3:45 PM: Event registration begins in Shubert Alley. *
• 4:30 PM: Event scheduled to begin
• 4:45 PM: The record will be confirmed by a Guinness World Records official

*In order to receive your free commemorative coconuts, participants must first complete a painfully brief registration form

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..."until the word 'maudlin' is almost totally obscured."