Auto-Neuroticism

Blogging Is Like...
Masturbation.

• If you have the equipment, you're probably doing it.
• You're usually doing it in secret.
• Does your significant other know what you're blogging about?
• You do it because it feels good.
  
• Too much blogging will give you a hand cramp.
• If you blog on the job, you could get fired.
  
• If you blog too long, you may go blind.